Mi Patwari Kilai Ni baun: Satirizing Government Employment Affidavit

(Critical review Garhwali satire Prose – 44)

                (Review of Satire written by Garhwali Satirist Bhishma Kukreti -22)

                             Bhishma Kukreti

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                 ‘Mi Patwari Kilai Ni baun’ (Garh Aina, 9/3/1990) is satire in tale telling satire style by Bhishma Kukreti. The write up is in humorous and satirical style. When Bhishma Kukreti passed high school, his mother started persuading Bhishma for getting job as all villagers of his age got job as Hotel chef, male a maid servant etc. 

मि समजी ग्यों कि हमर गौं क्या क्षेत्र मा नौनु तै इलै नि पढ़ये जांद बल नौनु अकलमंद, तहजीवदार,ज्ञानी बौणन. बल्कण मा नौनु तै इलै पड़ये जांद कि सार्टिफिकेट का कौंचा न नौकरी का परसाद, बाड़ीखैन्डन ।

               Bhishma leaves the dream of becoming Indian Administrative Service. He tries for the post of Patwari (a revenue collector and police officer). Bhishma Kukreti gets appointment letter for a post of Patwari. Bhishma Kukreti refuses to take the job by reading affidavit letter to be signed by applicant.  Satirically Kukreti explains that when everybody knows that Patwari takes bribe or does various illegal acts and how he could be a honest towards job, country or constitutional laws.  

     In this satirical write up, Bhishma Kukreti tears pieces of the affidavit form of government employment for police force etc. The satirist strips the way affidavit forms are filled by government employees and later on indulge into corrupt activities or unlawful activities.

मी,: कुज्याण क्या? पटवारी अपण काम सच्चाई अर कर्तव्य निष्ठा से कौरि नि सकुद . अब इनी सरकारीकामों तै गुप्त रखणै बात च .पैमास मा पटवारी अर अमीन सौ रूप्या दक्षिणा लेकि लोगूँ तै खसरा, चदर,फड़द खुले आम दिखान्दन .."

References-

1-Abodh Bandhu Bahuguna, Garhwali Sahity ma Hasy Vyngy, Kaunli Kiran, Jankapuri, Delhi (for reference Garhwali Satirical article and satire  satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 2-Dr Anil Dabral, 2007, Garhwali Gady Parampara, Delhi, (for reference – Garhwali Satire showing many painful social issues)

3- Dhad, Garh Aina, Paraj , Hilans publications. Delhi, (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 4- Merpahad .com and e-Uttarakhand Patrika (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 5- Ghati ke Garjate Swar , Dehradun Delhi(for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

(6- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012, Merapahad etc, Harish Juyal k Garhwali Vyngy Delhi (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 7- Bhishma Kukreti, 2012 Puran pant Pathik k vyngy, Sankalp (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

8- Puran Pant Pathik, 2011, Introductory Notes on satires in ‘Kablat’ a satirical essay collection book by Bhishma Kukreti (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 9- Virendra Panwar 2011, ‘Been’, reference book for Critical review of Various Satirical books in Garhwali (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

10- Puran Pant Pathik, 2012 Swasti Shri (Garhwali Satire Collection by Pathik), (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

 11- Bhishma Kukreti, 2011, Kablat (Satire collection by Bhishma Kukreti, Garhwali Dhai, Dehradun (for reference – Garhwali Satirical article and Satire satirizing Government Employment Affidavit)

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