A World Where a Hunter wants to be Caught, Hooked and Hunted

South Asian Satire, Sarcasm, Humor:  Bhishma Kukreti

  If you are from rural India you might have experienced predators as fox, tiger and vulture catch, hook and kill their preys as  goat, cows, dogs etc.  Not Mumbai cats but village cats hunt rats. Dog hunts monkeys.  If you are urban guys then go and watch discovery channel for knowing how hunting animals have killing or violence weapons and how the hunter animals make strategies for catching, hooking and killing their preys. The tiger has speed, high agile nature, eyes and sharp teeth, nails. The preys as goat, cow or rabbits have defending organs and characteristics that they are safe from hunters. No animal creates strategies that it is caught and killed by the hunters.

         Have you known any fish that is eager to be hooked by fisherman? I think no.

     However, there is a world where prey prays for being hooked, caught and hunted regularly by hunters.  

Yes, there is plant kingdom where plants want their organs, flowers, fruits or seeds are eaten by somebody else. But such strategy is not found in animal kingdom where preys require that hunters catch them.   

        There is another world where prey makes its organs or structure suitable for hunters catching it.. Preys pray that hunters catch them, hook them, enjoy them and hunters come again and again and catch them (preys). In virtual world, fish creates such organs that man catches her very easily.

     Yes! The name of such world is Internet or Virtual world. In virtual world, we authors pray, wish, go to any extent that we are hooked by hunters ( readers ).

  We authors of virtual world, create fine sites, use best key words for key words optimization, go for strategy for the search engine optimization that we are caught, hooked, enjoyed by our predators that is readers.

  Hunting animals have organs and characteristics that they can kill their preys and we virtual authors create such weapons that our beloved hunters catch us and enjoy us. Cows, goats and rats hate their predators buy virtual world authors love thy predators and wish they come again and again and search us, catch us and hunt us. Authors create conditions for to be caught in the reader’s web .

    We virtual world authors are as flowers and search bees come and enjoy their nectar.

      Do you make strategies that the hunters, slayers, predators catch you, hook you and hunt you?

Copyright@ Bhishma Kukreti, 23 June 2017