क्या जागरों की पैरोडी उचित है ?

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                         क्या जागरों की पैरोडी उचित है ?

                 चबोड़ , चखन्यौ , चचराट   :::   भीष्म कुकरेती   

  परसि किसन बगोट जीक नेटवर्क 10 कु  'तीला धारो बोला ' कार्यक्रम मा भाग लीणो  वास्ता एक फोन आई।  यु प्रोग्राम गढ़वळि संस्कृति बाबत एक परिचर्चा करांद।  ब्याळि 2 बजि दिन मा ऐंकर को सवाल छौ कि कुछ 'बिगड़ैल ?' कलाकार जौं तै गाणै सलीका बि नी च उ लोग जागर शैली को छत्यानाश करणा छन।  माने जागर शैली मा कुछ बि गीत चलण लग गेन अर यी गीत  बरख पुजै , ब्यौ बरात , खौळ म्याळा मा बि बजणा छन।  किसन बगोट जी अर ऐंकर की चिंता छे कि यांसे गढवळि संस्कृति को नुक्सान हूणु च।  

  जागर माने जागरण अर पैल पैलि जागर राजाओं तै जगाणो काम करदा छा बाद मा जागर धार्मिक कृत्य मा प्रयोग हूण मिसे गेन। 

    म्यार मनण च यदि क्वी गीतकार या कवि अर संगीतकार जागर शैली मा गीत रचित करणा छन अर यि गीत बरख पुजै , ब्यौ बरात , खौळ म्याळा मा बजणा छन अर आम जनता यूँ जागर शैली का प्रेम गीतुं धुन पर नाचणी च तो क्या बुरु च ? क्यांक संस्कृति बिणास भै ?

इनि जब गजेन्द्र राणा का गीतुं पर यंग उत्तरांचल सोसल मीडिया मा बहस ह्वे कि गजेन्द्र राणा का गीत हळका छन , ओछा छन , संस्कृति भंजक छन तो मीन अपण विचार देनि कि यदि जनता यूं गीतुं तै पसंद करणी च , यूं गीतुं पर लोग नचणा छन अर कैसेट बिकणा छन तो हम कु छंवां कि बुलां कि गजेन्द्र राणा संस्कृति का बिणास करणा छन।  

मीन नेट अर फेसबुक मा पर सतपुळी से संबंधित कुछ गैर मरद -गैर पत्नी संबंधी प्रेम लोक गीत पोस्ट करिन तो भौत सा संस्कृति का चौकीदार मे पर नराज ह्वे गेन कि या थुका  च हमारी संस्कृति।  

म्यार मनण च कि कुछ गीत पैल पैल शराब का नशा का तरां जनता बीच प्रसिद्ध ह्वे जांदन जन कि सतपुळी से संबंधित कुछ गैर मरद -गैर पत्नी संबंधी प्रेम लोक गीत, गजेन्द्र राणा का गीत या अब जागर शैली मा तथाकथित संस्कृति भंजक गीत।  फिर समाज  अफिक छाण निराळ करद अर यिन गीतुं तै नेपथ्य मा डाळि दींदी जन कि सतपुळी से संबंधित कुछ गैर मरद -गैर पत्नी संबंधी प्रेम लोक गीतया गजेन्द्र राणा का गीत।  किन्तु समाज कुछ गीतुं तै समाळिक धौरी दींदु  अर ऊँ गीतुं या कथाओं तै हम अमर गीत या अमर कथाओं  नाम दे दींदा।  रामी बौराणी गीत , जीत सिंह नेगी द्वारा रचित ' तू ह्वेली बीरा उची निशि डाँड्यूं … ' जन लोक गीत या जागरों का भड़ संबंधी गीत आदि समाजन संबाळिक धरि देन अर बकै गीतुं तैं नेपथ्य मा फेंकी दे।  या एक स्वतः सामाजिक  प्रक्रिया च। 

 रचनाकार , कलाकार , गीत संगीतकार तै अपणी प्रतिभा का प्रदर्शन करण द्यावो अर समाज छैं त च जु काम की चीज तै संबावळिक रखणो कुण।  हम किलै चौकीदारी करां भै कि कु गीत संस्कृति संवाहक च अर कु संस्कृति भंजक च।  

हर युग , उपयुग , समय मा रचनाकार  , कलाकारुंन नया नया प्रयोग करिक नया गीत , नयो संगीत रची अर फिर कुछ ही गीतुं या संगीत तैं समाजन  स्वीकृति दे।  या एक स्वतः स्फुरित सामाजिक प्रक्रिया च। क्या संस्कृति तलाब च ? ना भै ना , बिलकुल ना बल्कण मा  संस्कृति तो बगदि नदी च जु स्वतः ही गंदगी साफ़ करणी रौंदी। 

जागर शैली मा रच्याण वळ गीतुं पर आपकी राय , प्रतिक्रिया , सलाह क्या च जी ? अवश्य बतावो जी।  आपकी राय की जग्वाळ मा ! 

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Effects on Garhwalis after British Losing battle in Khalanga/Nalapani

Khalanga, Nalapani Campaign -22

     Anglo Nepalese War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -72

History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -188   

             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -714

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

            Gurkha were more aggressive after Maubi returned to Dehradun after losing in Nalapani.

 They got time for four weeks for collecting food, other materials and repairing damaged wall of Garhi. Williams wrote in Memoir of Dehradun that Gurkha planned for looting Saharanpur even after British army had captured Dehradun.

 In this situation Garhwalis of neighboring regions were afraid helping British. Garhwalis were afraid that if British did not win war Gurkha would punish them and their families severely. Garhwalis were in favor of British but due to Gurkha’s repressive nature they were not favoring British openly. Gurkha started looting Jaunsar Babar from Tehri side.

             Frazier started employing Garhwalis who willingly interested joining British establishment and who left Gurkha army too. Even then British could not find local persons for collecting tax from Dehradun till November 1814.

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History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued… Part -715

*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter

(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)

XX                    Reference

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Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda

Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race

Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal

I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal

L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:

Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 

Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173

B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas

Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha

Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations

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Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press

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History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal; 

Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal

राजकीय सम्मान लौटाने हेतु 13 निर्देश , मार्गदर्शन , गाइडलाइंस

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                   सम्मान लौटाने हेतु 13  निर्देश , मार्गदर्शन , गाइडलाइंस 

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                        चबोड़ , चखन्यौ , चचराट अनुवाद    :::   भीष्म कुकरेती    

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जु श्री मंगलेश डबराल , डा पाठक जन बुद्धिजीवियूँ तरां राजकीय , अराजकीय सम्मान बौड़ाण चाणा छन उंकुण कुछ निर्देश , मार्गदर्शन , गाइडलाइंस छन -
१- आप तै पुराणि सरकार (-मतलब वा सरकार  जैका दल अब विरोधी दल का होन  ) से राजकीय सम्मान मिलण आवश्यक छुटि सि शर्त च।
२-सम्मान बौड़ाणो वास्ता तुमर एक जुंटा , समूह , ग्रुप हूण चयेंद।  
३-तुमम थुड़ा सि इ सही कुछ ना कुछ सेक्युलरिज्म याने धर्मनिरपेक्षता हूण चयेंद। 
४-तुम किलै सम्मान लौटाण चाणा छंवां कु ज्ञान  जरूरी नी च। याद रौण चयेंद कि सम्मान केंद्रीय सरकार का विरुद्ध हूण चयेंद ना कि सेक्युलर राज्य सरकार का विरुद्ध -जन कि अखिलेश सरकार , कर्नाटकी सेक्युलर सरकार या केरल  सेक्युलर गवर्मेंट ! 
५- सम्मान बौड़ाणो समय 'असहिष्णुता , कटटरपंथी दबाब , सफोकेसन इन इण्डिया , सेक्युलिरिज्म पर   भयंकर खतरा , धार्मिक कट्टरता , अल्पसंख्यंकों  पर रोजाना अत्याचार ' आदि शब्दों से मीडिया वळु मनोरंजन कारो।  मीडिया यूँ बेकार का शब्दों का  असली अर्थ जाणदो च । 
६- कखम असहिष्णुता हुणि च  का प्रमाण  दीणै जरूरत कत्ते नी च। 
७- भूतकाल मा पैलाकि सरकार का दुर्गुण पर आँख बुजी दीण। 
८-    यदि आप हिमालयी महामनिख छंवां तो हिमालय सरोकार की अनदेखी का वास्ता द्यावा। 
९- सरकारी पुरुष्कार लौटाणो नाटक करद दै कै अल्पसंख्यक तै अपर बगल मा अवश्य बिठाओ। 
१० - सम्मान सरकार तै नि लौटाण बल्कि मीडिया तै लौटाण जन बुल्यां सम्मान मीडिया न दे हो अर मीडिया की रजामंदी से सम्मान मील हो। 
 ११ - सम्मान लौटाओ पर पैसा पल्ला , आदि नि बौड़ाण। 

१२- मीडिया तै धर्मनिरपरेक्ष व नॉन सेक्युलर मीडिया मा बांटो 

१३ - ये बगत सम्मान लौटावो अर फिर हैंकि सरकार आण पर सम्मान पाणो तिकड़म भिड़ाओ। 

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गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य, जोक्स  , व्यंग्य ; गढ़वाली हास्य , जोक्स , व्यंग्य,  गढ़वाली जोक्स , उत्तराखंडी जोक्स , गढ़वाली हास्य मुहावरे , 

भुंदरा बौ उवाच ( बेज्जती करदार , हंसुड़ी , हँसिकाएँ , जोक्स ) -भाग 14

Insulting Garhwali Jokes 
         भुंदरा बौ उवाच ( बेज्जती करदार , हंसुड़ी , हँसिकाएँ , जोक्स )  -भाग     14 

                   अनुवाद अर संकलन  - भीष्म कुकरेती   -

१-तू इथगा भद्दो छे कि त्यार जनमदि इ डाक्टरन त्वे तैं खिड़की से भैर चुलाई अर खिड़कीन एकदम से भितर फेंकी दे । 

२-तू इथगा भद्दो छे कि तेरी ब्वेन त्वै तैं स्कूलम बिठाळ अर प्रिंसिपलन स्कूललम गंदगी फैलाणो जुरम मा तेरी ब्वै पर डंड मारी दे। 

३- त्यार वंश वृक्ष (फेमिली ट्री ) सुरै (कैक्टस ) डाळ जन च।  हरेक फौंटा पर काण्ड इ काण्ड छन। 

४-कज्याणि - मि मोटि छौं। क्या तुमम प्रशंसा  शब्द छन ?

कजे - त्यार आँख बिलकुल ठीक छन अर तीम पछ्याणनो शक्ति च। 

५-यदि तू गलती का बारा मा जणन चाणु छे तो अपण ब्वे -बुबा से पूछ। 

६-जरूर त्यार जनम 'हाई  वे'  पर ह्वे होलु इन जबरदस्त  अपघात  'हाई वे ' पर हि ह्वे सकद। 

७-द्वी गलत लोग  सही चीज नि लै  सकदन , अपण ब्वे -बुबा  का उदाहरण ही ले लेदि। 

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Prithvi Singh of Kwilligaon writing letter to Tularam

Khalanga, Nalapani Campaign -21

     Anglo Nepalese War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -71

History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -188   

             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -713

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

   Hastings, Frazer , Sudarshan Shah , Shivram and Kashiram had hope that Garhwalis would revolt against Gurkha as soon as British army reaches to Dehradun.  Such Pamphlets were distributed among Garhwalis. However, the battle loss at Nalapani diminished the enthusiasm of opponents of Gurkha.

            Prithvi Singh of Kwilligaon/Kwiligaon wrote a letter to Tularam a supporter of British as follows-

  “You were telling that we should revolt against Gurkha regime by weapons and we should meet you in Dehradun. Our condition is worse than cow grazers. We were prosperous in Garhwal King Regime. In Gurkha regime, we did not get enough food, enough clothing. I am debt for Rs 500. … Your army could not fight with 400 -500 Gurkha soldiers in Nalapani. How come we could revolt against Gurkha?”

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History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued… Part -714

*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter

(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)

XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts …

Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories

Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal

Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda

Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race

Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal

I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal

L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:

Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 

Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173

B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas

Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha

Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations

Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon

Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press

Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh

A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps

Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1

Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya

J B Fraser , Asiatic Research

Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered

Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal

Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern

Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti

John Premble, Invasion of Nepal

Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal

Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company

Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler

Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon

Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)

XXX

History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal; 

Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal

भुंदरा बौ उवाच (जोक्स, हंसुड़ी , हँसिकाएँ ) -भाग 13

Garhwali Jokes 

        भुंदरा बौ उवाच (जोक्स, हंसुड़ी , हँसिकाएँ )  -भाग 13    

                   संकलन  - भीष्म कुकरेती   -

कजे (पति ) - मेरी कज्याणिन मि तै धार्मिक मनिख बणै 

दुसर -सच्ची ?

कजे - हाँ जब तक ब्यौ नि ह्वे छौ मि नरक पर क्त्तै बि विश्वास नि करदो छौ।  

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कज्याणि -

यदि भारत जैल्या तो साड़ी लै जयाँ जी 

यदि दुबई जैल्या तो गहणा लै जयां  जी 

यदि फ्रांस जैल्या तो इतर लै जयां जी 

कजे चिरड़ेक - यदि मि नरक जौलु तो ?

कज्याणि - अपण वीडिओ MMS भेजी दियां जी 

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कज्याणि -मि जू बि बुल्दु तुम एक कंदूड़न सूणिक  हैंक कंदूड़न भैर गाडि दींदा। 

कजे - अर मि जू बि बुल्दु तू द्वी कंदूड़न सूणिक गिच्च बिटेन भैर गाड़ि दींदी। 

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कज्याणि - द्याखदी ! तुम कथगा म्वाट ह्वे गेवां धौं 

कजे - त्वी बि त मोटी हूंदी जाणि छे ?

कज्याणि - ह्यां मि त ब्वे बणन वाळ छौं 

कजे - मी बि त बुबा बणन वाळ छौं। 

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Effects on Garhwal after British Losing Khalanga/Nalapani Attack -1

Khalanga, Nalapani Campaign -20

     Anglo Nepalese War with   Reference to Gurkha Rule over Uttarakhand & Himachal -70

History of Gorkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) -188   

             History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -712

                                         By: Bhishma Kukreti (A History Student)

                As soon as Gurkha killed British officials and British army returned to Khurbura the Gurkha spread the news of their win over British attackers. The news reached to Shrinagar that there was fierce war between Balbhadra and British army. The information reached to Shrinagar that Balbhadra killed Gillespie and Gurkha killed many British army soldiers.

 Garhwalis became frustrated after receiving the information of British loosing war. Gurkha punished many Garhwalis for conspiracy. Shiv Ram and Kashiram of Saklana were helping British. Gurkha heavily punished the family members and villagers of Shivram and Kashiram.

When Gurkha used to receive information about any Garhwali having sympathy with British Gurkha officer used to punish such Garhwali without finding the truth. Gurkha used to spread news of Gurkha army reaching to Kumaon and Garhwal for attacking British. Gurkha used to threaten Garhwalis and Kumaunis for helping Gurkha army in carrying loading and unloading the war related materials of Gurkha soldiers.

  Gurkha officers used to order villagers for sending sons or young relative for serving Gurkha soldiers. Through various means, Gurkha officers also compelled villagers for supplying food grains and tax.

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History of Garhwal – Kumaon-Haridwar (Uttarakhand, India) to be continued… Part -713

*** History of Gorkha/Gurkha /Nepal Rule over Kumaun, Garhwal and Himachal (1790-1815) to be continued in next chapter

(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)

XX                    Reference

Atkinson E.T., 1884, 1886, Gazetteer of Himalayan Districts …

Hamilton F.B. 1819, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal and the territories

Colnol Kirkpatrik 1811, An Account of Kingdom of Nepal

Dr S.P Dabral, Uttarakhand ka Itihas part 5, Veer Gatha Press, Dogadda

Bandana Rai, 2009 Gorkhas,: The Warrior Race

Krishna Rai Aryal, 1975, Monarchy in Making Nepal, Shanti Sadan, Giridhara, Nepal

I.R.Aryan and T.P. Dhungyal, 1975, A New History of Nepal , Voice of Nepal

L.K Pradhan, Thapa Politics:

Gorkhavansavali, Kashi, Bikram Samvat 2021 

Derek J. Waller, The Pundits: British Exploration of Tibet and Central Asia page 172-173

B. D. Pande, Kumaon ka Itihas

Balchandra Sharma, Nepal ko Aitihasik Rup Rekha

Chaudhari , Anglo  –Nepalese Relations

Pande, Vasudha , Compares Histriographical Traditions of Gorkha Rule in Nepal and Kumaon

Pradhan , Kumar, 1991, The Gorkha Conquests , Oxford University  Press

Minyan Govrdhan Singh , History of Himachal Pradesh

A.P Coleman, 1999, A Special Corps

Captain Thomas Smith, 1852,Narrative of a Five Years Residence at Nepal Vol.1

Maula Ram/Mola Ram  , Ranbahadurchandrika and Garhrajvanshkavya

J B Fraser , Asiatic Research

Shyam Ganguli, Doon Rediscovered

Minyan Prem Singh, Guldast Tabarikh Koh Tihri Garhwal

Patiram Garhwal , Ancient and Modern

Tara Datt Gairola, Parvtiy Sanskriti

John Premble, Invasion of Nepal

Chitranjan Nepali, Bhimsen Thapa aur Tatkalin Nepal

Sanwal, Nepal and East India Company

Nagendra kr Singh, Refugee to Ruler

Saxena, Historical papers related to Kumaon

Paper Respecting Nepal War by East India Company (papers in Stock)

History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Garhwal, Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Pauri Garhwal, Udham Singh Nagar Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Sirmour Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Chamoli Garhwal, Nainital Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Kangara Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Rudraprayag Garhwal, Almora Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Baghat Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Tehri Garhwal, Champawat Kumaon, Uttarakhand; Punar Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Uttarkashi Garhwal, Bageshwar Kumaon, Uttarakhand;  Nahan Himachal; History Gurkha /Gorkha Rule over Dehradun Garhwal, Pithoragarh Kumaon, Uttarakhand; History Himachal; 

Nepal Itihas, Garhwal Itihas, Kumaon Itihas, Himachal Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha ka Kumaon par Adhikar Itihas , Gurkha/Gorkha Garhwal par Shasan Itihas;  Gurkha/Gorkha Rule in Kumaon, Garhwal Uttarakhand; History Gurkha/Gorkha  Rule in Himachal