Today, only Positive Side

South Asian Humor, Hilarity, Satire: Bhishma Kukreti

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   After so many decades, my mother knew that I write satirical articles or Chaakhnyau. She asked me stop writing satire as for satire creation a person has to look into negative side and show dirt as to write negative about innocent boy Rahul Gandhi,. She made me understand that a satirist (Chakhnyaurya) makes blameless Rahul as fool, unwise and a villain. She asked at least on Tuesday (Hanuman Day) I should write positive.

 So, today, I shall offer you positive side.

     Positive side is that Rahul Gandhi visited Dwaraka Hindu temple. I shall not tell negative about Rahul Gandhi that it is too late as Congress is already slated anti Hindu party. I shall also not tell negative about Rahul that his all postures especially when he gives lectures to farmers and laborers are humorous and not of a strong leader postures.

    Day by day, Modi is becoming more powerful and no alternate for Modi is there in national scene. I will not tell you that more than Mamata, Mayavati and Akhilesh, top BJPmen are worried that they have to bow before Modi.

                Right wing intellectuals are   happy that slowly, right wing thinkers are occupying at influential places as Universities, newspapers and other institutions. I shall not tell you the negative points that left wing intellectuals those were occupying influential positions are irritated, frustrated and want to do suicide that now, they have to work hard for their livelihood. I shall not tell negative point that left wing intellectuals had wrong notion that they only have birth right to be at influential positions.

    Good point is that by seculars showing sympathy with Rohingya Muslim refugees , Indian citizens came to know that secular politicians have soft heart for humanity. Otherwise, common perception was that politicians are heartless, don’t believe in humanity. I will not tell you negative side that seculars strongly sympathizing Rohingya Muslims are provoking majority Hindus and polarizing the nation.

   I shall not also talk about appeasing Muslims by Mamata Banerjee.     

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बंगाल इ ना तुष्टिकरण त उत्तराखंड मा बि चलणु च !

(Best  of  Garhwali  Humor , Wits Jokes , गढ़वाली हास्य , व्यंग्य )
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 चबोड़ , चखन्यौ , ककड़ाट  :::   भीष्म कुकरेती    

       अचकाल ममता बनर्जी का मुस्लिम तुष्टकरणै चर्चा , चरखा हर चौबट्ट , हर चौक अर हर न्यूज चैनल मा चलणा छन।  कुछुुं  तुष्टिकरण का बड़ा मांगण (चारण गीत ) से सेक्युलर पार्ट्यूं से राज्य सभा सीटौ उम्मेद बढ़ जांदी , कुछुं द्वारा तुस्टीकरण का समर्थन मा ऐड़ाट भुब्याट से  न्यूज मा रौणो अवसर मिल जांद अर न्यूज चैनलों टीआरपी बढ़ जांद।  टीवी चैनलों मा ममता विरुद्ध औडळ-बीडळ से ममता क नुक्सान ना उल्टां मुस्लिम समाज मा ममता ब्रैंड की ब्रैंड इक्विटी ही बढ़नी च , कॉंग्रेस अर कम्युनिस्टों ड्यार बगैर मौत का बरजात पड़ी च अर बगैर तीज त्यहार का भी भाजपा का ड्यार स्वाळ -पक्वड़ बणना छन।  जी हाँ मुल्सिम तुष्टिकरण की चर्चा से बंगाल मा कॉंग्रेस अर कॉमरेड नेपथ्य मा चल गेन अर ममता व भाजपा चमकण लग गेन।  तुष्टिकरण का एक सास्वत नियम च कि तुष्टिकरण से केवल एकतरफा फैयदा नि हूंद बल्कणम प्रतिक्रिया स्वरूप घोर विरोधी तै बि लाभ होंद।  इना मुस्लिम वोट ममता का वोट बैंक का हिज्जा बणना छन तो बहुसंख्यकों की चिढ़ भाजपा का वोट बैंक बि बढ़ानी च अर कॉंग्रेस -कम्युनिष्ट असंगत हूणा छन।  

     इन नी च कि तुष्टिकरण आज हि हूणो ह्वालु।  तुष्टिकरण अकबर का जमाना मा बि  विद्यमान छौ।  अकबरन भौत सा काम हिन्दू तुष्टिकरण का रूप मा करिन। 

    भौत सि दैं अंग्रेज बि क्षेत्रीय हिसाबन तुष्टिकरण करदा छा।  तुष्टिकरण राजकरणी वास्ता एक आवश्यक बुराई च।   ममता , मुलायम या लालू यदि मुस्लिम अर यादवों तुष्टिकरण मा व्यस्त छन तो शिवसेना , अकाली दल अर भाजपा बि तुष्टिकरण की नावों से चुनावी वैतरणी पार करणी रौंदी। 

     उत्तराखंड मा द्वी चार दैं गढ़वळि , कुमाउँनी भाषा विकास का वास्ता सरकारी कदम उठाये गेन किन्तु फिर मैदानी लोगों तै खुस करणो बान यी कदम वापस लीण पोड़िन।  निशंक का राज मा मदन कौशिक का समिण निशंक तै झुकण पोड़ , सुमाड़ी से एनआईटी तै मैदान स्थान्तरित करणै न्यूज बि अपीजमेंट का  हिस्सा च जी। 

    मि द्वी मास्टरों तै जणदु जौंक ड्यूटी त डबरालस्यूं अर यमकेश्वर स्कूलों मा च किन्तु रोज सुबेर सुबेर आप तै इ द्वी मास्टर कोटद्वारम कुत्ता घुमान्द दिखे जाला।  ग्रामीण शिक्षा विभाग मा अनुशाशन की चाबुक लगण जरूरी च किंतु यदि अनुशासन कड़क करे जालो तो सरकारी पार्टी  हैंक दैं मास्टरों वजै से हारी जाली।  अर यांको वजै से क्वी बि सरकार अनुशासन हीन मास्टरों विरुद्ध कुछ नि करदी।  शिक्षकों की अनुशाशनहीनता  बर्दास्त करण कुछ नी अपितु टीचर अपीजमेंट ही च।  

    हम लिखवार बस अपीजमेंट का विरुद्ध लेखी सकदा कौर त हम बि कुछ नि सकदा।  किन्तु लिख्वार बि अलग तरां का अपीजमेंट मा फंस्यां छन।   हिन्दू विरोधी पत्रकार गौरी लंकेश कत्ल का विरुद्ध पत्रकार अर बुद्धिजवी मोमबत्ती जलूस निकाळदन किन्तु त्रिपुरा मा शांतुन पत्रकार की जघन्य हत्त्या हूंदी तो यी बुद्धिजीवी माचिसै तिल्ली बि नि जळांदन। 

 अच्छा एक बात बथावदी हरेक घौरम बि कुछ न कुछ अपीजमेंट चलदो च कि ना ? अलण ब्वारी विरुद्ध फलण  ब्वारी तै खुस करण बि त एक किस्मक तुष्टिकरण हूंद च कि ना ?

   

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*लेख की   घटनाएँ ,  स्थान व नाम काल्पनिक हैं । लेख में  कथाएँ , चरित्र , स्थान केवल हौंस , हौंसारथ , खिकताट , व्यंग्य रचने  हेतु उपयोग किये गए हैं।
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Meena Panwar: A Garhwali Poetess

 (गढ़वाल, उत्तराखंड,हिमालय से गढ़वाली कविता  क्रमगत इतिहास  भाग - 215)

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 (Critical and Chronological History of Garhwali Poetry, part -215)

  By: Bhishma Kukreti

 Less is known about Mmeena  Panwar and her poems.

 निर्दयी मनखी (तीब्र विरह बेदना की कविता )

रचना --    मीणा पंवार 

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ये निर्दयी मनखी तू हंसदू मैं रोंदू ,

सबकी जिंदगी मा खुशी ऐन 

हंसदन पहाड़ पर्वत , डांडी -काँठी 

सब्बी दिवाळा जग्गी गैन 

देळी -देळी मा 

तुमन कबारी  आण बौड़ी घौर मा 

नया नया डाळो मा घोल छन पोथळी का 

बार त्यौहार पंगत पर ऐन गैन 

नै साल भी आई गै 

बैठीयूँ छौं बाटा देखण मा 

तुमन कबारी  आण बौड़ी घौर मा 

भरी गै मन मेरू , लुटी गै सभी आस मेरी 

फुलेगिन सभी सपना मेरा 

मैं बाटू देखी -देखिक थकी गयूं 

तुम भि सुखि न जयां मेरी आंख्यूं 

तुम फुटि न जयां मेरी आंख्यूं 

तुम्मा लुकीं छ तौंकी निशाणी। 

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चमोली गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; रुद्रप्रयाग गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता ,लोकगीत  इतिहास ; टिहरी गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; उत्तरकाशी गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरीभारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; देहरादून गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; हरिद्वार गढ़वाल ,उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; 

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History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Uttarkashi Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Tehri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Dehradun Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Rudraprayag Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Chamoli Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Pauri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History Garhwali poems from Haridwar ;

Goddesses, Deities, Rituals in British Garhwal

British Administration in Garhwal   -181

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History of British Rule/Administration over Kumaun and Garhwal (1815-1947) -201

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            History of Uttarakhand (Garhwal, Kumaon and Haridwar) -1034

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                              By: Bhishma Kukreti (History Student)

                The religious beliefs were as per geographical conditions in Garhwal hills, mountains, forests were surrounding the villages.  Therefore, hill tops became inspiring sources for religious beliefs. High altitude hill tops were called Kailas. Garhwalis respected snow bound hills and bowed before those hills. People used to tag red cloth on a stone or shrubs from where they could see snow bound hills. People used offering flowers, pine fruits, oak nuts, plant leaves to that shrub.

               Nanda Bhagwati

  Nanda Devi mountain belt is spread from Chamoli to Kumaon. People of both the regions of North Garhwal and Kumaon worship Nanda Goddess with devotion. There are/were small stone hut as Nanda Devi temple on many hill tops from where nada shrines are visible. Nanda Devi had been national goddess of Kumaon and Garhwal.  Nanda Devi is called Shiva wife. There are many folk tales related to goddess Nanda Devi.

     As today, there used to be ‘Nanda jat yatra’that starts from her village to top shrine.

    People used to sacrifice goats, lambs and buffalo as gifts to her. There used to a human sacrifice after very twelve years. Usually, the person agreed himself for sacrificing his life. The person used to cut his hair, nails etc and used to stand before Nanda Devi idol and used to take oath. From that day, he used to live alon and used to cook himself. He usually used to die within a year.

  

References  

1-Shiv Prasad Dabral ‘Charan’, Uttarakhand ka Itihas, Part -7 Garhwal par British -Shasan, part -1, page- 343-456

2- Atkinson, Himalayan Districts Vol.3

 3- Asiatic Researches Vo.l 6

4- Pannalal , Customary law in Kumaon page 6 to 8

5- Joshi Khas Family law

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*** History of British Rule/Administration over British Garhwal (Pauri, Rudraprayag, and Chamoli1815-1947) to be continued in next chapter

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(The History of Garhwal, Kumaon, Haridwar write up is aimed for general readers)

 History of British Garhwal, History of Devalgarh Garhwal; History of Badhan Garhwal; History of Barasyun Garhwal; History of Chandpur Garhwal; History of Chaundkot Garhwal; History of  Gangasalan Garhwal;  History of Mallasalan Garhwal;  History ofTallasaln Garhwal; History of Dashauli Garhwal; History of Nagpur Garhwal; Sociity  in British Garhwal. History of British Garhwal, History of Social Structure and Religious Faith in Chamoli Garhwal, History of Social Structure and Religious Faith of Pauri Garhwal ,  Social and Culture History of Rudraprayag Garhwal

Balwant Singh Negi: A Garhwali Poet

(गढ़वाल, उत्तराखंड,हिमालय से गढ़वाली कविता  क्रमगत इतिहास  भाग - 216)

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 (Critical and Chronological History of Garhwali Poetry, part -216)

  By: Bhishma Kukreti

 Balwant Singh Negi belongs to Syunsi Baijron , Dhoundiyalsyun Pauri Garhwal. Balwant Singh published a couple of Garhwali poems.

सब्यूंन बुड्या हूण  (गढ़वाली कविता )

रचना --   बलवन्त सिंह नेगी  

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ज्वान कैल नि रैणू  

सब्यूंन बुड्या हूण रै 

सोच बिचारि बि क्य कन 

 सब्यूंन बुड्या हूण रै।  

जेका दांत राला 

वू बुखण बुखाला 

निर्दन्त्या हैंका देखि रंगताला 

कंदूड़ वळा सूणला 

बिना  कंदूड़ का  रंगताला रै। 

आंख्यूं वळा द्याखला 

बिना आंख्यूं वळा टपराला 

गात वळा काम कारला 

बिना गात वळा पछताला रै। 

खुट्टों वळा त हिटिक जला 

बिना खुटों का त रकर्याला रै 

जैका होलि पुछड़ी पंखुड़ी 

वू अफी सज समाळ कारल रै।   

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चमोली गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; रुद्रप्रयाग गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता ,लोकगीत  इतिहास ; टिहरी गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; उत्तरकाशी गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरीभारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; देहरादून गढ़वाल , उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; हरिद्वार गढ़वाल ,उत्तराखंड , उत्तरी भारत कविता , लोकगीत  इतिहास ; 

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History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Uttarkashi Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Tehri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Dehradun Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Rudraprayag Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Chamoli Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History and review of Garhwali Poems, Folk Song from Pauri Garhwal, Uttarakhand, South Asia; History Garhwali poems from Haridwar ;